What happens when a 28 year old guy makes a profile of a hot girl on a free dating site? A bunch of WTF.

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aqui.

From: **********
Subject: hey there
Sent Date: 8/28/2009 3:51:29 PM

I’m definitely attracted to you physically and want to know if we can get a chance to see if we click. And if not, that’s ok too.

From: *******
Subject: RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 3:14:17 PM

Sometimes I like to pee my pants a little bit when I get nervous, do you? If not that’s ok too.

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 4:27:06 PM

No, what part of LA do you live in?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 6:14:17 PM

I like to tell people I have cancer so they’ll feel sorry for me, do you? If not that’s ok too.

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 6:27:06 PM

No, where did you move from?

From: *******
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 9:14:17 PM

I like to watch movies where people get murdered, so I can pretend to be the killer, do you? If not that’s ok too.

From: **********
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:hey there
Sent Date: 8/29/2009 9:27:06 PM

No I like comedies, maybe it would be better if we talked on the phone. Can I call you?